zombies are awesome but ...

An actual MSN conversation between a friend and I at work today. I'll let you be the judge.

My, Friend [11:54 AM]:so if a girl was dressed in a
zombie costume....and yo uhad to pick between her and the computer.......who
would win rob?

Salmond, Rob [11:54 AM]:lol

Salmond, Rob [11:55 AM]:How fast is the computer?
:)

My, Friend [11:55 AM]:Dude......so
wrong.....