what would shatner do

Yeah I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid. So did you. Except what we didn't know until just recently, is that today's space explorers face a terrifying new menace! That's right you dirty biped, giant arachnids are attacking our spacecraft and we seem powerless to stop them. Will they target civilians next? Do our puny defenses stand a chance against their sheer numbers? Is there no end to their insatiable lust for human flesh!?

While they do give me the creeping willies, I for one welcome our new eight-legged overlords.