overheard on an elevator

by Rob Salmond

Guy One: Man I've been sick for like a week and a half now.



Guy Two: Oh yeah?



Guy One: Yeah I've been hacking up all this nasty jell-o stuff.



Guy Two: Oh yeah? What colour are we talkin here?



Random dude in a tie is horrified.



Guy One: Oh man like green radioactive waste colour.



Guy Two: Yikes, you sit and watch that stuff?



Guy One: What the nuclear waste? No I didn't watch it, why?



Guy Two: Ya gotta watch it for a minute y'know, make sure it's not moving. If it's moving you should see a doctor.



Dude in a tie and woman pretending not to hear both squirm.



Guy One: Ahhh you're right, could be like a nasal tapeworm or something.



Guy Two: Yeah.



Guy One: Yeah.



Me: lol.