outside of a pub back home

I spent the weekend back home with ma' but Saturday night as the fam was turning in for bed I decided to head out and meet some friends from school for a few pints and some catching up. What follows is a conversation that happened outside the pub while my friend finished his smoke and some dude walked up to us ...

Some guy: "Hey guys, think I could grab a cigarette?"

My friend: Hands him a smoke.

Some guy: Proceeds to search his pockets for a light without success.

My friend: Rolls his eyes.

Some guy: "Erm ... think I could get a light too?"

My friend (handing him a lighter): "So you want a lip and a lung to smoke it with too pal?"

Me: rofl.